Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello.

 

officialfedex:

i have the body of a 20 year old model

it’s in my fridge you wanna see it

egggggggs:

queerpropaganda:

how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute

pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.

(Source: neutroisenjolras)

chefboyardeezie:

lol those “trends guys hate” it’s literally like every single clothing option we have… like they hate fuckin EVERYTHING where’s my article about how i hate your stupid basketball shorts and longass socks and osiris shoes

(Source: kuzco2000)

reneenault:

This Friday’s mermaid!
You can get prints of all my Friday mermaids, plus the 2014 Mermaid calendar, in my shop or my Etsy shop.

reneenault:

This Friday’s mermaid!

You can get prints of all my Friday mermaids, plus the 2014 Mermaid calendar, in my shop or my Etsy shop.